Portland's strangest duo publishes their literature

This site is an ongoing collection of poems/prose/journals/jargon written by the master of ceremonies [Maxwell Sunshine] and producer [Jacob Starfish] of the Portland Hip Hop group EXPLORERS OF THE DREAMWORLD. Most of these writings sat undisturbed within the pages of old notebooks and stowed away in cardboard boxes - unseen from any strangers or spirits. That is where they remained for some time, practically forgotten, if not for a Portland folklorist/archeologist [Hogwash Dupree] who, in 2022, managed to assemble a large crew & convoy to navigate the treacherous territory & investigate some of the many outstanding rumors of accursed anathemas. All the while, building the trust of the duo with the hopes of publishing their writings online. If you would like to contact Mr. Sunshine or Mr. Starfish directly, we recommend you email EXPLORERSOFTHEDREAMWORLD@GMAIL.COM. As for Mr.Dupree, he can be reached at HOGWASH.DUPREE@GMAIL.COM. We thank you for your visit today & hope you take away something of value.

Friday, March 21, 2025

Famous Nameous

John Stockton
   has many assists.
Kenny Loften
   can run real quick.
John Mcloughlin
   bought 24 ports & 6 ships.
Marry Poppins
   is a dirty little bitch.
Johnny Cochran
   said: "If the glove don't fit." 
Janis Joplin
   sings like shit. 
Bernie Taupin
   wrote Elton John's hits.
Dustin Hoffman 
   has a small dick.
Johnny Rotten
   murdered Nikki Sixx.
Andy Kaufman 
   needs his ass kicked.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin 
   just did. 


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